Countdown to Eurovision 2013: my all-time favourites
Oh
my God, I just LOVE this performance. If you've not seen it before,
then sit down and prepare yourself. For what? Well, for a supremely
lithe cougar, all pout and no trousers, singing 'you're a sexy bom
bom', whilst heavy breathing, gyrating in a giant hamster wheel,
dry-humping centurions in their pants, flashing her own sequined
knickers, which, incidentally, match her sequined thigh highs, and, well, generally giving it her absolute MILFy all. And just when you don't
think it can get anymore OTT, you notice it's beehived drag queens on
stilts who are singing back-up and la Cougar has started bashing out a drum solo
surrounded by Ukrainian flags, on a mini stage which the Spartans are
dragging across the floor, as fire blazes in the background, Wonderbra still firmly in place. She even has the energy to thank the crowd with a terrifying death stare and a subtext that screams 'VOTE FOR ME OR I
VILL KILL YOU'.
It's
AMAZING. It's
KNACKERING. It
was bloody robbed!
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| Annnnnnnnnd... |
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| ...WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! |
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